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have you talked with ChatGPT about raising your stock photography income?


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I don't mean asked a single question
but had a brutally honest back & forth conversation
about your stock photography net $$
DON'T DARE DISMISS THIS
you, who are forever moaning about lower fees
nothing anyone has advised has helped you, has it?
nothing
NOTHING
NADA 😾
 
an honest chat with ChatGPT
will set your stock net $$ free...
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Jeff, as so often, I have absolutely no idea what you are asking, or even if you are asking at all. But do I feel a need to have a chat to or about Ai? No I do not! Sorry if that sounds terribly rude; not meant that way, but most of the time, many of us don't get what you are saying. I assume you are trying to be helpful but perhaps you could be a little less obscure?

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It seems that ChatGPT fancies itself to be a something of a poet. It had this to say:

 

In the realm of stock photography, you seek to rise,

To boost your income, reaching for the skies.

With a camera in hand and creativity ablaze,

Here's a funny poem, guiding you through the maze.

 

First, capture the clichés, oh, they're a delight,

Cheesy smiles and staged poses, shining bright.

Snap a businessman leaping, mid-air with glee,

Because, hey, who doesn't jump at profits, you see?

 

But don't forget the animals, they're your secret ace,

A cat wearing sunglasses?

Now that's a winning embrace.

Oh, and a squirrel with a briefcase, looking oh so smart,

Success is guaranteed, my friend, right from the start!

 

Unleash your imagination, let it run wild,

Think outside the box, like a mischievous child.

Photograph socks on a rooster, it'll make heads spin,

Stock photography gold, with a touch of sheer win!

 

Add some drama and suspense, it'll surely entice,

A woman gasping, dropping her coffee, what a price!

But let's not forget the evergreen of corporate bliss,

Handshakes and teamwork, seal it with a stock photo kiss.

 

Don't shy away from food, it's a universal delight,

A banana wearing a crown, now that's a goofy sight.

Or capture a dancing pizza, twirling on its cheesy base,

Stock photography magic, putting smiles on every face.

 

And finally, dear friend, embrace your own unique flair,

Find your niche, stand out, let your talents declare.

Whether it's underwater cats or UFOs in disguise,

Your stock photography journey will be a prize.

 

So go forth with laughter, creativity, and zest,

Improve that income, put your skills to the test.

With these funny tips, you'll be on your way,

To stock photography success, every single day!

 

 

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19 minutes ago, John Mitchell said:

It seems that ChatGPT fancies itself to be a something of a poet. It had this to say:

 

In the realm of stock photography, you seek to rise,

To boost your income, reaching for the skies.

With a camera in hand and creativity ablaze,

Here's a funny poem, guiding you through the maze.

 

First, capture the clichés, oh, they're a delight,

Cheesy smiles and staged poses, shining bright.

Snap a businessman leaping, mid-air with glee,

Because, hey, who doesn't jump at profits, you see?

 

But don't forget the animals, they're your secret ace,

A cat wearing sunglasses?

Now that's a winning embrace.

Oh, and a squirrel with a briefcase, looking oh so smart,

Success is guaranteed, my friend, right from the start!

 

Unleash your imagination, let it run wild,

Think outside the box, like a mischievous child.

Photograph socks on a rooster, it'll make heads spin,

Stock photography gold, with a touch of sheer win!

 

Add some drama and suspense, it'll surely entice,

A woman gasping, dropping her coffee, what a price!

But let's not forget the evergreen of corporate bliss,

Handshakes and teamwork, seal it with a stock photo kiss.

 

Don't shy away from food, it's a universal delight,

A banana wearing a crown, now that's a goofy sight.

Or capture a dancing pizza, twirling on its cheesy base,

Stock photography magic, putting smiles on every face.

 

And finally, dear friend, embrace your own unique flair,

Find your niche, stand out, let your talents declare.

Whether it's underwater cats or UFOs in disguise,

Your stock photography journey will be a prize.

 

So go forth with laughter, creativity, and zest,

Improve that income, put your skills to the test.

With these funny tips, you'll be on your way,

To stock photography success, every single day!

 

 

The free version of ChatGPT 3 scraps information that has not been updated since Sept. 2021. If we ask ChatGPT 4 or the "poet" Google BARD as they both use real-time information, it will probably be said to leave this hard job for them. Many Moons have passed in the last 2 years 🤨

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