BobD Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderingemu Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 as part of my StayatHome at my sister's place (well as close to a home i've had in 6 years), i've enrolled myself as my 10 year old nephew's ESL teacher. Yesterday we were practicing basic questions Me: What is your favourite animal? Nephew: My favourite animal is the pangolin Me: (roll eyes) teachers are going to have fun in September..... Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jansos Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 On 21/03/2020 at 10:59, BobD said: That was needed, thanks! 🙂 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
BobD Posted March 28, 2020 Author Share Posted March 28, 2020 https://www.facebook.com/CoronaVirus19.69/photos/a.101167411520974/114815893489459/?type=3&theater Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geogphotos Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 (edited) Everybody is pulling together to help the NHS. More sad than funny really. Edited March 28, 2020 by geogphotos 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustydingo Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 5 minutes ago, geogphotos said: Everybody is pulling together to help the NHS. More sad than funny really. As per the quote from MedFet, it's scandalous. We in Australia have the same, doctors and nurses without adequate personal protective equipment. DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Betty LaRue Posted March 28, 2020 Share Posted March 28, 2020 I was in a long line at 7:45 am today at the grocery store that opened at 8 for seniors only. A young man came from the parking lot and tried to cut in at the front of the line, but an old lady beat him back into the parking lot with her cane. He returned and tried to cut in again but an old man punched him in the gut, then kicked him to the ground and rolled him away. As he approached the line for the 3rd time he said, "If you don't let me unlock the door, you'll never get in there." Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderingemu Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 (not mine) Today's weather forecast: Room temperature. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Morgan Posted March 29, 2020 Share Posted March 29, 2020 Day 7 at home and the dog is looking at me like, "See? This is why I chew the furniture." 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
geogphotos Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Mr Standfast Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 34 minutes ago, geogphotos said: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device So he gets magents stuck up his nose and then tries to get them out using more magents, it only stops when he runs out of magnets...classic. Good job he did'nt swallow a fly.... Edited March 30, 2020 by Mr Standfast whimsy.. Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderingemu Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) Quebec chief medical officer, who is becoming a cult hero, explaining with hand gestures the current growth of virus vs projected and the flattening of the curve Edited March 30, 2020 by meanderingemu Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecadet Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 31 minutes ago, Jill Morgan said: Very funny but that happens to be the Guidecca! 3 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecadet Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 To whom it may concern, do you really need to put red arrows in the "lighter side" thread?😮 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 😁 14 minutes ago, spacecadet said: Very funny but that happens to be the Guidecca! I guess Nessie is lost 😀 Edited March 30, 2020 by Jill Morgan 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Jill Morgan Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 3 minutes ago, spacecadet said: To whom it may concern, do you really need to put red arrows in the "lighter side" thread?😮 Some people are idiots. I wiped it out with a greenie! 1 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderingemu Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 8 minutes ago, Jill Morgan said: Some people are idiots. I wiped it out with a greenie! speaking of Wipe Walter Wipe 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
meanderingemu Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 funny, but not funny Coronavirus: Easter egg crackdown over essential status 'wrong' https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52090441 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
spacecadet Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 (edited) 17 minutes ago, meanderingemu said: funny, but not funny Coronavirus: Easter egg crackdown over essential status 'wrong' https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52090441 This happened with the conflation of essential travel with essential work. One despairs of the linguistic comprehension of some police officers. Edited March 30, 2020 by spacecadet 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Allan Bell Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 46 minutes ago, spacecadet said: To whom it may concern, do you really need to put red arrows in the "lighter side" thread?😮 Have another green from me. Allan 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MDM Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 40 minutes ago, meanderingemu said: speaking of Wipe Walter Wipe Ingenious. 🤣🤣 30 minutes ago, meanderingemu said: funny, but not funny Coronavirus: Easter egg crackdown over essential status 'wrong' https://www.bbc.com/news/business-52090441 Maybe they should start restricting the rags that propagate fake news as well. 🤔 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustydingo Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 7 hours ago, geogphotos said: https://www.theguardian.com/australia-news/2020/mar/30/astrophysicist-gets-magnets-stuck-up-nose-while-inventing-coronavirus-device Classic! at least he had the good humour to share the story with the world DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustydingo Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, Jill Morgan said: Some people are idiots. I wiped it out with a greenie! Ah, I love the vagaries of an international forum . . . (where different words and phrases have vastly different meanings amongst the forum's membership) . . . DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
dustydingo Posted March 30, 2020 Share Posted March 30, 2020 1 hour ago, MDM said: Ingenious. 🤣🤣 Maybe they should start restricting the rags that propagate fake news as well. 🤔 Australia's newspaper choice would be reduced by more than 50% . . . DD Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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