Mr Standfast 771 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Ok how about a lighter thread? Some whimsy to entertain after a difficult 2 minutes key wording or maybe to set the expectations of someone just dipping their toes into the balmy waters of the Lilly pools surronding Alamy Towers. Just complete the sentence, "You know you are a Stock photgrapher when..." Here's two to set it off. You know you are a Stock photgrapher when...you are in the hardware shop and you see a mousetrap, put some cheese on it and you've got a pest control picture, put a monopoly house on it and you've got a financial concept, it could go either way... You know you are a Stock photgrapher when...your're looking at a travel brochure and all the pictures are as good as the National Geographic but you see the mini-bar picture and think, I could have done that! 4 Link to post Share on other sites
KHA 55 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) ... your big-ass DSLR now has to accompany you on even the shortest walk because you fear your old compact that used to serve the purpose may not be up to Alamy snuff ... and choosing which lens to attach (but what if I need that macro!) becomes like Sophie's Choice Edited May 9, 2019 by KHA 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Betty LaRue 3,370 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 When you only plan to shop for food or clothes, and end up taking that little RX100 from your handbag and surreptitiously shooting off a few pictures. When you cook a nice dinner...but WAIT! Let it grow cold while you get your camera and choose the perfect lens to shoot the dinner. Betty 7 Link to post Share on other sites
Popular Post Avpics 1,715 Posted May 9, 2019 Popular Post Share Posted May 9, 2019 You put your hand in your pocket and it's empty 3 8 Link to post Share on other sites
Betty LaRue 3,370 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 One of the first things you do to go with your morning coffee is to go to your dashboard to see if you’ve sold anything. Second thing is to check into the forum. 5 Link to post Share on other sites
John Morrison 4,577 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 ...When you see birds in the sky - not a pic - and you think about cloning them out... 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Sultanpepa 1,018 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) You know you're a stock photographer when, you're cut from live news upload. (like the Murphy's I'm not bitter) 😉 Edited May 10, 2019 by Sultanpepa 2 6 Link to post Share on other sites
Inchiquin 894 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 When you do an Alamy search before booking your holiday. Alan 2 5 Link to post Share on other sites
spacecadet 4,121 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) .....your OH has to wait before she can take a drink of her beer from a branded glass. ......you stop her walking in front of you into a scene. Edited May 9, 2019 by spacecadet 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Michael_Jacobs 82 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 ... when you think about what keywords to add when shooting a photo 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Chris Burrows 41 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 According to your wife you spend ages looking at the pictures in magazines in shops and keep tilting your head to read the picture credits printed sideways in the margins. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Bill Brooks 1,362 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 When you choose the urinal with the best view. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Allan Bell 2,656 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 .............when you are halfway to an appointment and turn around to go back for your camera. Allan 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
CAROL SAUNDERS 215 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 57 minutes ago, Betty LaRue said: One of the first things you do to go with your morning coffee is to go to your dashboard to see if you’ve sold anything. Second thing is to check into the forum. Ha ha love it and some of the others, with the exception of choosing the urinal with the best view, I am probably guilty of 1 or 2 of these 😁 Carol 1 Link to post Share on other sites
Lisa 9,563 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Your hiking club moans when you show up for a group hike, because they know you always stop to take photos along the way which slows down the people who just want to march. You used to drink Dom Perignon but now can only afford Tesco Prosecco with a convenient twist off top. 1 3 Link to post Share on other sites
aphperspective 487 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 Buying the cheapest Pizza's in the supermarket. 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Cecile Marion 201 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 .......when you go on holiday, but refuse to visit museums and venues where photos aren’t allowed. 3 3 Link to post Share on other sites
Phil Crean 666 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 5 minutes ago, Cecile Marion said: .......when you go on holiday, but refuse to visit museums and venues where photos aren’t allowed. And boycott NT venues😂 Phil 2 4 Link to post Share on other sites
Thyrsis 537 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 (edited) or...... You know you’re a photographer’s wife when you can’t go for lunch yet because ‘the light still isn’t quite right’ to shoot that building! Edited May 9, 2019 by Thyrsis 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Sally 1,737 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 2 hours ago, spacecadet said: .....your OH has to wait before she can take a drink of her beer from a branded glass. ......you stop her walking in front of you into a scene. You tell your OH to carry on walking so you can have a model on the path. 1 4 Link to post Share on other sites
John Mitchell 5,027 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 When you do an Alamy search before booking your holiday and then realize that you can't afford to go on a holiday 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Sharon 73 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Betty LaRue said: When you only plan to shop for food or clothes, and end up taking that little RX100 from your handbag and surreptitiously shooting off a few pictures. When you cook a nice dinner...but WAIT! Let it grow cold while you get your camera and choose the perfect lens to shoot the dinner. Betty I went grocery shopping this morning and made sure I had my new RX100M6 with me... the more I use this camera, the more I love it. Everywhere I look, I now see a stock opportunity. Aarrghh!.. I`m hooked! 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
Thyrsis 537 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 54 minutes ago, Sally said: You tell your OH to carry on walking so you can have a model on the path. Oh yes, I am in a few of these. Easy to get a model release too! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
MariaJ 430 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 When you've been postponing decluttering and getting rid of some old junk in case it might make a good stock photo. 1 2 Link to post Share on other sites
MariaJ 430 Posted May 9, 2019 Share Posted May 9, 2019 3 hours ago, Betty LaRue said: When you only plan to shop for food or clothes, and end up taking that little RX100 from your handbag and surreptitiously shooting off a few pictures. When you cook a nice dinner...but WAIT! Let it grow cold while you get your camera and choose the perfect lens to shoot the dinner. Betty This is me! I see myself in both of your posts Betty. What a fun thread, thanks Mr Standfast! 1 Link to post Share on other sites
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